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the pig Posted on Oct 11, 2007 at 06:27 AM
Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when Suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Robert tells his driver:??? Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what happen.??? One hour later, Robert sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. ???What happen to you???? Robert asks. ???Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me.???My God! What did you tell dem???? asked Mugabe. The driver answered: ???Good evening, I am Robert Mugabe???s chauffeur and I have just killed the pig.???
Anger Management Posted on Oct 11, 2007 at 06:25 AM
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet??? Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush???.
Doctor???s surgery visit Posted on Oct 11, 2007 at 06:24 AM
They always ask at the doctor's surgery why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong And sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist Who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old fellow handled it? An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached The desk. The Receptionist said,Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today? There's something wrong with my dick, he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said,You shouldn't come Into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you, he said. The Receptionist replied;Now you've caused some embarrassment in This room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private. The man replied, You shouldn???t ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked,Yes? There's something wrong with my ear???, he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?I can't piss out of it, he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose
WeDnEsDaY Posted on Oct 11, 2007 at 02:23 AM
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