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nikki
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Posted on 11-OCT-07
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Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when
Suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly.
Robert tells his driver:??? Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da
honer of da pig what happen.???
One hour later, Robert sees his driver coming back from the farm, his
clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.
???What happen to you???? Robert asks.
???Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the more...Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when
Suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly.
Robert tells his driver:??? Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da
honer of da pig what happen.???
One hour later, Robert sees his driver coming back from the farm, his
clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.
???What happen to you???? Robert asks.
???Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and
their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me.???My God!
What did you tell dem???? asked Mugabe.
The driver answered: ???Good evening, I am Robert Mugabe???s chauffeur
and I have just killed the pig.???
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ninas1616
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Commented on 06-FEB-08
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hi.i love your jokes and pics too,,,wow u r like hott....no Im just joking...lets meet tho n chat soon,i will buy the gold pass too tho.
Nina Williams n ohio.
not to far from newyork too....
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vali
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Commented on 26-OCT-07
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Honey, I love you. And this is for you. ;P
A Soap Opera Poem
As the World Turns,
All My Children,
are lying in General Hospital,
with One Life To Live,
with all Ryan's Hope,
while I am sitting here in Another World,
Searching For Tomorrow,
with The Young And The Restless:
These are The Days Of Our Lives.
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