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Posted on Thu, Oct 11, 2007 06:27

Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when Suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Robert tells his driver:??? Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what happen.??? One hour later, Robert sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. ???What happen to you???? Robert asks. ???Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me.???My God! What did you tell dem???? asked Mugabe. The driver answered: ???Good evening, I am Robert Mugabe???s chauffeur and I have just killed the pig.???


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Posted on Wed, May 14, 2008 11:58

hotttt


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Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 02:33

Wow.. Ok..LOL


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Posted on Fri, Feb 08, 2008 07:01

ha ha `` pig


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Posted on Wed, Feb 06, 2008 01:51

hi.i love your jokes and pics too,,,wow u r like hott....no Im just joking...lets meet tho n chat soon,i will buy the gold pass too tho. Nina Williams n ohio. not to far from newyork too....


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Posted on Tue, Jan 29, 2008 05:28

i like that joke its very funny.


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Posted on Fri, Oct 26, 2007 05:28

Honey, I love you. And this is for you. ;P A Soap Opera Poem As the World Turns, All My Children, are lying in General Hospital, with One Life To Live, with all Ryan's Hope, while I am sitting here in Another World, Searching For Tomorrow, with The Young And The Restless: These are The Days Of Our Lives.


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